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15 Embarrassing Secrets You Hope Hackers Don't Release

Hacking is all the rage these days -- and everyone's name is on the hit list. Thanks to our amazing technological advances, there's almost no way your deepest, darkest secrets are entirely safe.

Which got us thinking: How screwed is everyone when hackers go gangbusters on civilization? We asked our readers to use the power of image manipulation to show us what happens when assholes with computers air everyone's dirty laundry. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Vespolina

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Entry by Danzy

15 Embarrassing Secrets You Hope Hackers Don't Release

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Entry by Jose Canyusi

15 Embarrassing Secrets You Hope Hackers Don't Release

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Entry by monkeylamp

ANGELINA'S DID MATT LAUER DANGEROUS GETA MONKE NEW PET COW PREGNANT? Why Brad is worried sick NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Incredible LOVE CHILD SCANDAL BUSH BE

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Entry by bazooka

15 Embarrassing Secrets You Hope Hackers Don't Release

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Entry by Phighter

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Latest Hack Reveals Names of Players who Select Oddjob By SHARKY In a story that is already sending shockwaves through the N64 Players Community, grou

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Entry by BRWombat

LOCAL 8TH-GRADER PEES IN SINK NOT JUST HIS OWN DRUDGEREPORT

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Entry by El Zoof

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Entry by Manx MacReady

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Entry by Scott Laffey

15 Embarrassing Secrets You Hope Hackers Don't Release

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Entry by Kevin King

STILL LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS

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Entry by Danzy

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Entry by Orbital_Laser

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Entry by Kevin King

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