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The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run

Sure, the campaigns get nasty. Then again, in some countries the candidate who wins is the one who can have the most opponents killed in the night. There's so much sugar-coating and spin in our politics that we wonder what it would look like if the gloves really came off.

We asked you to photoshop the results, and the winner is below. But first, the runners-up:

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Entry by Darth Fugly

The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run

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The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run

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Entry by Nathan Birch

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Entry by blemm

The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run

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Entry by boredatwork

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The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run

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Entry by McBeefy

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Entry by Jono

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Entry by McBeefy

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Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Websites from before the internet was invented.

What would, say, The Drudge Report have looked like if it had been updating during the Middle Ages? What about if TMZ had been around during the Great Depression? Or any other site, in any other time period? Use your imagination.

Post your entries in the forums.