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If Classic Holiday Movies Got Gritty Reboots

The Hollywood reboot machine has gotten its sticky hands all over some pretty uncomfortable places, but so far they've left holiday movies relatively untouched. We asked you to show us what will happen when they decide to right that wrong, and start giving us dark, gritty versions of holiday classics.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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