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If Famous Brands Were Allowed to Tell the Truth In Ads

Advertising is all about playing around with words so the strengths of the product come out and the downsides are no where to be found. But what happens when advertisers just say "Fuck it" and go ahead and unabashedly put whatever they want on an ad?

We asked our readers to use the magic of image manipulation to answer that question. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by tusk1113

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Entry by Sonny Time

If Famous Brands Were Allowed to Tell the Truth In Ads

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Entry by GallopGhost

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If Famous Brands Were Allowed to Tell the Truth In Ads

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKED COM Don't worry about what it does. Just get it before your friends do.

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Entry by LilySprite

CRACKED.COMT 10x better camera If selfies with this don't get your ex to notice you again, we don't know how to help you.

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Entry by GrayGraham

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Entry by Scott Laffey

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Entry by LilySprite

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Entry by SkipBitman

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Entry by ironical

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Entry by Emmasi

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Entry by ChevySpoons

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Entry by MaryLP

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Entry by JPK

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Entry by pafoofa

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Entry by bazooka

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Entry by Danzy

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Entry by Mgloss

If Famous Brands Were Allowed to Tell the Truth In Ads

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Entry by tusk1113

GRACKEDCOM OLD NAVY DON'T YOUR KIDS DESERVE GAp? TO LOOK LIKE YOU CAN AFFORD The

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Entry by Robberry

CRACKED COM Walmart is gross.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

GRACKEDG CON Hanes Her Way Now that you're married, you can just toss those comfortless panties away.

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Entry by djHanDon

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Entry by btr90

PUSH-UP The lift you love makes everything sexier. It's all about the deception.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKED.COM Even if you felt like making Real Macaroni & Cheese your kids would turn their noses up at it. Save yourself the hassle. Give'em Kraft. af

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Entry by LilySprite

IF SHE DOESN'T GET A BIGGER DIAMOND THAN HER FRIEND SHE'LL BE PISSED AND THAT MEANS NO SEX

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Entry by bazooka

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