Recruitment Posters for the Worst Jobs Ever

They generally don't advertise the good jobs on bulletin boards and subway posters. If you want a high paying job in the fast lane, you have to know how to network, go to the right school, and totally nail those IQ tests from online ads (probably, we've never gotten a job through anything other than forced entry before).

We asked you to show us some postings for jobs that you'd really want to avoid. The winners are below, but first, the runners up ...

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Entry by ADHDsquirrel

CRACKED.COM Help Wanted* JERSEY SHORE POOL SKIMMER *Double Hazrd Pay

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Entry by Yamitron

YOUR LOCAL CENTIPEDE FACTORY NEEDS YOU! Quality Control Positions Available Now! Waste Remover! Leg Counter! Wrangler! U De-Coiler! The future of cent

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Entry by AgentCoop

Are YOU tired of your BORING, DEAD-END job? have YOU considered a career as A HLAN SHIELD? Benefits Include: Eciting. fast-paced Work Environment! Fle

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Entry by LiquidJake

Career Opportunity! CRALCKEDCE No options for advancement! Once you're in, it's your position forever! No dignity or self-respect! Have you ever had s

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Entry by TheSpoonyBard

The Overmind wants YOU to be an infested terran For conversion apply at your nearest Zerg colony CRACKED.C

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Entry by LiquidJake

CAMP COUNSELORS WANTED VSIOA Barn money this sumer while ARM spending your days at beautiful CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE O N L sign up helon Fridta Tael Sunvky

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Entry by hoojacks

CRACKEDCON know... Did you You could be homeless in little day? as as one Collect bottles and cans! Hassle strangers for money! Sleep in exotic locati

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Entry by Deanoslam

CRACKED.COM Do You Desire a Career That Guarantees? -Action -Adventure -Being part OF a Tean -First Contact uith euly Dicovered Life Forns A Generous

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Entry by Amien

The Imperial Army is now hiring Independant Contractors Aluminum Siders Plumbers Roofers See the Galaxy! Competitive Wages Excellent Hours Piett Conta

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Entry by AgentCoop

Recruitment Posters for the Worst Jobs Ever

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Entry by TheSpoonyBard

Well Cleaner Needed Must be female Must have great skin Contact Buffalo Bill I66T 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1991 6214-1