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18 Reasons 'Brilliant' Movie Schemes Would Fail (Quickly)

Every bad guy has an awesome, if slightly convoluted, plan to achieve their endgame. There's a couple problems though: A) We rarely ever get to see those plans come to fruition, and B) If they actually did, the results might not be what the villain was hoping for.

We asked you to show us some plans that the bad guys didn't exactly think all the way through. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by SeaMan

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Entry by Fantastronaut

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Entry by Logia

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Entry by Kusko25

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Entry by VitaminD

18 Reasons 'Brilliant' Movie Schemes Would Fail (Quickly)

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by ironical

18 Reasons 'Brilliant' Movie Schemes Would Fail (Quickly)

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Entry by Mgloss

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Entry by Eraser

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Entry by Rhodoferax

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by JasperCoyle

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Entry by Danzy

18 Reasons 'Brilliant' Movie Schemes Would Fail (Quickly)

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Entry by Robberry

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