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16 Lost Text Messages That Would Explain Everything

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Entry by Scipi0

EVIL 3G 6:56 PM mo.. Messages Akiva Goldsman Edit So heard you have a good idea for the fourth one? Yeah Joel, you're gonna love it! What's the idea?

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mI_- Verizon 3G 6:30 PM Messages Katy Perry Edit Now, for my big halftime show, make sure I have plenty of sharks. Got it! Damn autocorrect. l meant S

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.0000 Telstra 7:35 am 2% Messages LNP Cabinet Contact 26 Jan 2015 7:03 AM Hey Tones, we'd all like a heads-up on who you're knitting this year. KNIGHT

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Entry by kingcole225

AT&T 3G 4:20 PM Messages Stanley Kubrick Edit Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Oh sorry I thought that wasn't going through CRACKED CON

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Entry by yennawae

AT&T 3G 4:20 PM Messages Kim Jong Edit Franco, you were right! L am rich! I know, buddy. Told you Americans would fall for it US dollars to destroy Am

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ml_. ATT 3G 9:00 AM Messages Zekrbuvl Edit It is done. We are now overwhelmingly unvaccinated. Excellent Earthwoman Jenny. We arrive soon. And my rewa

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sl EMC2NET 3G 12:17 AM Messages Schrodinger Edit What did you do with my cat? You were supposed to keep him while I was away, and now he's gone. And y

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Entry by Skunkrocker

#l.. ATT 3G 7:45 PM Messages Mark Edit So it's all set up, correct? Yes sir. Soon you and your associates at the NSA will have full details on every c

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ml_ Sprint 3G 11:00 AM Messages Universal Pics Edit Good news, guys. The contracts for 47 Ronin are all signed. Filming starts next week with a budget

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3G 9:30 miI_ 3G AM Messages S. Meyer Edit Steph, your Buffy fanfic was terrible. It's like they're completely different characters. So you're saying I

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al-- T-Mobil 3G 2:38 AM Messages Thomas DeLonge Edit Don't worry about the auditing. Just relax. Be open and honest to the auditor and everything will

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AT&T 3G 2:22 AM Messages Malaysia Airlines Edit Alright. Everything is prepared. We're counting on you David Blaine, this is going to be your biggest

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AT&T 3G 10:16 AM Messages The Prophet Edit Oh, God... do I really look like that? I think it's a nice picture. That's why I tagged you. I'm not that f

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