The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products

Perhaps one of the greatest superpowers on earth belongs to the advertising world. After all, bullshitting billions of people to trade money for utter crap is something we all wish could do.

We asked our readers to think up the worst products ever and then make awesome ads for them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

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Entry by Sonny Time

Help your friends and family members avoid sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy. Cock Blocking Keep your friends safe, and your family

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Entry by gicusudoru

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The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products

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Entry by BRWombat

The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products

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Entry by Agent Spiff

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Entry by Mgloss

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Entry by gicusudoru

The 23 Best Ads Possible for the World's Worst Products

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Entry by shylock

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Entry by miss_silent

As scent he s lound to n0 no ticer Rotten Egs

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Entry by 404notfound

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Entry by McBeefy

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Entry by elendirl

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Entry by Mgloss

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Entry by gicusudoru

Make bad memories go away with Alzheimer's CRACKEDOON

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Entry by Hammerofdawn

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Entry by scotta73

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Entry by Paka

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by Cervus

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Entry by ironical

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