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If Hollywood Decided to Give Everything a Gritty Reboot

So word came out that they have scrapped Spider-Man 4 in favor of a gritty "reboot" of the series, to do what Batman Begins and Casino Royale did for their franchises. We asked you to show us what it'll look like when they take all this grittiness too far.

The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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