21 Real Problems We'd Actually Want Superheroes to Solve

Superpowered individuals are pretty good at generating mayhem and promptly putting an end to it. But what would happen if superheroes pulled their heads out of their asses and actually applied their powers to something useful?

Our readers took task to answer exactly that. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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