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LSD is a helluva drug.

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• December 24, 2015

Google is revealing some truly freaky stuff with their technology.

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• December 20, 2015

We always figured Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel were cut from the same cloth. And by cloth we mean body.

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• December 18, 2015

There was only one way for Han to redeem himself after Greedo got a shot off on him.

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• December 17, 2015

Our gift to you: News stories stripped of political B.S. and human bias. You're welcome and happy holidays.

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• December 13, 2015

Just in case you needed another reason to believe grown-up jobs suck.

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• December 11, 2015

Flamethrowers are legal to buy, and we advocate arming them on any and all vehicles you own.

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• December 06, 2015

It's a proud day in every padawan's life when they get to have their disgusting rat tail cut off.

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• December 04, 2015

Swinging, blue genitals are 100 percent worth being able to be a one-man band.

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• December 03, 2015

Clearly, Ted Cruz is not a punk.

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• November 29, 2015

We always knew something was up with Mr. Rogers. No one is that straight-laced and squeaky clean.

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• November 27, 2015

We'd actually take him more seriously if he had a hand for a head.

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• November 26, 2015

After the first arachnid uprising, Australia cracked down on Nerf guns, the spiders' primary choice of weapon.

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• November 22, 2015

We'd be eager to drive dangerously at high speeds too if we were trained to treat it like a carnival game.

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• November 20, 2015

Believe it or not, but the media doesn't ever really tell you the whole story. Shocking, we know.

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• November 15, 2015