11 Jack Handey Deep Thoughts to Live Your Life By

11

Skulls

What does separate animal from man? We see their shapes as wild and primitive, but behind the horns, is there not personality, and self-meaning?

10

Vikings

All empires must fall, and most of them do so in the throes of desperation. If we were able to see and accept that fate, perhaps we could replace fear of the future with appreciation of past accomplishments.

9

Snails

We, especially now, use consumption and possessions as armor to stop us from considering our own power and role.

8

Urges

7

Evening Sky

Everything in this world shares in more ways than it differs, if you look for those connections.

6

Running Like A Scared Rabbit

Your interactions with someone or something are only a small sliver of their effect and interactions with the world.

5

Old Ladies

4

Drumsticks to Dolphins

Conventional wisdom leads to conventional results. What one might consider a mistake could lead to new knowledge.

3

Spirit

2

Aliens

Make sure that success doesn’t result in you slowing or abandoning your efforts, because once you find yourself overtaken, you may not be able to catch up.

1

Great-Grandfather

Be careful of walking the fine line between determination and stubbornness. Independence doesn’t mean ignoring opportunity.