Pat Mahomes Once Drank Every Last Coors Light at an Andrew Santino Comedy Show

Find someone who loves you the way Patrick Mahomes loves Coors Light.

Andrew Santino, also known as Cheeto Santino, also known as The Red Rocket, recently appeared on the Pardon My Take podcast to tell the story of how the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback once attended two Santino sets in the same night and drank every last drop of Coors Light in the venue, forcing bar staff to make a beer run on behalf of the MVP. 

Cue Ron Swanson: “Give me all the Coors Light you have.”

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Those familiar with the Super Bowl-winning quarterback’s drinking habits will not be surprised to learn that an unprepared comedy venue wouldn’t be able to satiate Mahomes’ Coors Light cravings through two entire Santino shows — Mahomes is such a big Coors Light fan that the company once sent him a birthday cake in the shape of a Coors Light case, though he probably would have appreciated a real rack of Coors Light just as much.

Santino estimates that Mahomes put down 23 total Coors Lights between the two sets at an undisclosed theater in Dallas before the bar had to restock. Then, naturally, the football star wanted the almost-40-year-old comedian to come out with his entourage for a literal baller night on the town. 

Santino, of course, was more than happy to take a (silver) bullet for the team.