Today, a quarter century later, Christmas is still a vital part of South Park’s DNA, with the most recent holiday episode airing in 2019. Along the way, a number of other Christmas-themed characters have joined the festivities, with some being a bit more merry than others. Which is why we decided to rank every South Park Christmas character by just how much holiday cheer they smear all over the small Colorado town. I can say with confidence that this is the only list ever to include Jesus Christ, Charles Manson and several pieces of talking poop.