Fred Parker, a camper assigned to Chris’s cabin, remembers Chris demanding that his boys do things designed to get them in trouble. And when the campers followed his wayward instructions, it was Chris’s job to reprimand them. “There was a large bear skin hung up in the mass hall,” says Parker. “If you got in trouble, he was like, ‘OK, you gotta go kiss the bear.’” Worse yet, Chris required you to fetch a stepstool so you could kiss the bear on the mouth.
And yet, the kids couldn’t get enough. “We would literally fight with each other to see who got to sit next to Chris at mess hall,” says Parker, “because he would have you in stitches.”
But if Farley was entertaining the campers, the boys were also there for his amusement. “He was teaching a physical fitness class of all things,” says Dondanville. “So he arranges this game, sort of like Red Rover. I was big for my age because I was one of the oldest campers. Chris had me and the other big kid running into each other, slamming into each other like a football drill. He basically turned it into a jousting match for his own entertainment.”
It wouldn’t have been surprising to see Chris in the middle of the scrum. A high school football player, Farley was surprisingly athletic, fast, and agile, remembers Arnheim. “He could do a cartwheel on a dime, and he would. And it was one of those things where maybe some of his bum crack was showing when he did a handstand. He was silly.”
Tom Farley
But perhaps the funniest camp activity to visualize is Chris Farley: Master Equestrian. “They had Chris teaching horseback riding,” says Tom, reasoning it was a way to keep the rowdy counselor “way out in the fields separated from camp so at least he was out of sight, out of mind. Literally, put out to pasture.” The camp powers-that-be might have reconsidered the assignment the day someone brought in a pony for the young campers to see. “Chris got on and the thing just buckled. The equestrian was yelling “get off my horse!” and Chris was just laughing hysterically.”