Cracked's Comedy Hall of Fame unveils a new exhibit today, this time with those most quotable of jokes: the running gag. We begin in the land of TV comedies, were even the biggest—nay, hugest—mistakes can be resolved in 22 minutes:
So many sitcom episodes would be so much shorter if more folks just said “I've made a huge mistake” faster.
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Dean-a-ling! Just make sure he keeps track of his puttin' on the ritz cane.
An evil rich guy line so cool all the other evil rich guys are cursing ol' Burnsy for getting there first.
The chalkboard that launched a thousand puns, multiple YouTube videos, and one cookbook.
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The shining beacon of the power of public service…hates the place where all the knowledge is available to the public. There's a metaphor here somewhere.
What line of work you in, Bob?
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First it was odd, then it was hilarious, then it was self-aware, then it was overused, then it was a YouTube compilation.
Keeping a taxidermy dog in your apartment is one of the purest forms of goofy fun you can have your best friend. We all agree on that, right? Right?!
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A hilarious, Patton Oswalt-cameo-fueled feud that apparently spills over into real life.
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We never said children's television couldn't make the Hall of Fame. It's almost spooky season, check your teachers' reflections in the mirror.
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Professional sports team the Jacksonville Jaguars once started a quarterback named Blake Bortles. A perfect fandom for a Florida man.
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The stupidest, most vacuous thing someone could say over and over again—chef's kiss for a show set in Hollywood.
A friendship born out of Spanish rap could only evolve into a morning show with no cameras.
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“Afternoon Everybody!” “Norm!” “What would ya like, Norm?” “A reason to live, and keep ‘em comin’.”