20 Crank Yankers Calls For The Hall Of Fame

20

How Big Is Your Caulk?: Tony Barbieri

Tony Barbieri as Niles calls a hardware store to inquire about the hardness and girth of their different caulks. 

19

There’s A Turd In The Car: Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes, a Crank Yankers veteran, calls a towing company to complain about a giant turd left in the back seat of her car. She claims it's “about as long as my arm.”

18

We Have The Same Name: David Wain

David Wain calls up Al Foster to inform him that he too is named Al Foster, and it only escalates from there as a third Al Foster joins in on the sexy fun.

17

Complaining To A Gay Bar: Seth Macfarlane

16

I Got 12,000 Muffins: J.B. Smoove

J.B. Smoove calls a random business to let them know about an impending massive muffin delivery to their establishment. “You still need to sign a receipt for each individual muffin.”

15

The Sex Store/ Pizza Place: Jimmy Kimmel

The creator of the show, Jimmy Kimmel, calls a sex store to order a special “pump,” but his mom won’t get off the other line. They eventually force the sex store worker to pretend he works at a pizza place. This does have some sex store items on display so watch at your own risk, here.

14

Will Forte Needs A Bird Identified: Will Forte

13

The Forgotten Stepson: Natasha Leggero

Natasha Leggero calls a school to inform them that she won’t be able to pick up her stepson. The only problem is she doesn’t remember the kid's name…or the father’s.

12

The Hottie: Chelsea Peretti

Chelsea Peretti explains to a “Hotters” worker that she is definitely hot enough to work there. Until she has to call back later to inform them of the crowbar that fell on her face.

11

The Flower Order: Tracy Morgan

10

You Got To Pay Your Bill: Pete Dzoghi

9

Give My Daughter A Tattoo: Eminem

Eminem wants to get matching tattoos with his 10-year-old daughter. And the owner is more than happy to oblige. 

8

The Wu-Tang Reservation: Dave Chapelle

Dave Chapelle, pretending to be a representative of the Wu Tang Clan, calls a hotel to reserve 12 rooms. Not enough available? They’ll squeeze into two.

7

The Accidental Porno Rental: Wanda Sykes

6

The Fortnite Tutor: Ron Funches

5

Teach English?

An immigrant calls a language center in order for them to teach him English, the only difficulty is setting up the appointment, in English.

4

Red Dead Redemption 2 Is C*ck Blocking Me: Tiffany Haddish

Tiffany Haddish calls a video game store to complain about how her man would rather play with Red Dead Redemption 2 than play with her.

3

Brad & Mork Need A Cake For Daddy: Tim & Eric

2

Elderly Fight Club: David Alan Grier

David Alan Grier calls a retirement home to inform them of his new Elderly Fight Club. “When these gals get in the ring, they go for blood.”

1

The Ritual Reservation: Aubrey Plaza

Aubrey Plaza calls the parks service in order to reserve a time for her and her friends to perform a “ritual.” “You just need to take off your shirt and bathe in squirrel’s blood.”

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