Favorite Brunch Beverages Statted Out for D&D Homebrew

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Bottomless Mimosas

 

The most iconic brunch drink.

Bottomless Mimosas are a must have for many brunch go-ers. Now your adventuring party can drink them too.

Coffee

 

Don't initiate NPC dialogue with me until I've had my coffee.
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Faerûn runs on Dunkin'.

Frozen Margarita

 

Roll 1d4 for brainfreeze.

The boldest move you can make at brunch is ordering a frozen marg. 

Water

 

Bonus XP if you drink it out of a leathern flask.
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Sometimes, sadly, you do need to have a water lap at brunch. Even though there's no booze in it. Even though Collin will make fun of you for not ordering a second cocktail even though it's only 11:30 am.

OJ

 

An ancient Waterdeep legend says that if you drink this after taking acid you'll trip balls.
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The most wholesome of brunch drinks is also the most healing.

Fully Loaded Bloody Mary

 

Get your charisma back after a night of drinking with pirates or orcs or orc pirates.
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This brunch beverage adventure is only recommended for characters level 10 and above.

Gatorade

 

-3 to all stats for bringing this into a brunch place. 

 

Weird flex but if you've got a bad hangover you gotta do what you gotta do.