25 Homer Simpson Moments For The Ages

25

Homer’s Drunk Postcard

Marge: “It’s more of a love postcard from a brewery [Homer] visited”

Homer VO: “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge, but you’ve got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels are that argh gal ebber beer five dollars? Get outta here.”

24

Homer’s Caramel Cotton Candy Ball

23

Homer’s Cartoon Logic

“If ‘The Flintstones’ has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.”

22

The Smart Song

21

Homer’s OJ Realization

“Overdue book? This is the biggest frame-up since OJ! Wait a minute. Blood in the Bronco. The cuts on his hands. Those Jay Leno monologues. Oh my god, he did it!”

20

Homer’s Flintstone’s Parody

19

Homer’s Film Knowledge

“I saw this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.'”

18

Springfield Fats

17

Homer’s Ambitions

“For once, maybe someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene.'”

16

Save Me Superman!

15

NEEEERD!

“As the jock, it is my duty to give the nerd a hard time.”

14

Boogeyman

13

Homer’s Thoughts On Honesty

“It takes two to lie – one to lie and one to listen.”

12

Guy Incognito

11

Homer’s Fantasy

“Sugar doo doo doo doo doo doo. Awhhh honey honey doo doo doo doo doo doo.”

10

The Babysitter’s Sweet Can

9

Homer’s Dreams

“Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”

8

Body Fat Analysis Test

7

Reverse Psychology

Homer: “Tell your child to do, they will always do the opposite. Huh?”

Homer’s Brain: “Don’t you get it? You have to use reverse psychology?”

Homer: “That sounds too complicated.”

Homer’s Brain: “Alright, don’t use reverse psychology.”

Homer: “Alright, I will!”

6

Egghead Likes His Bookie Wook!

5

What Separates Us From The Animals

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.”

4

To Alcohol!

3

Homer’s Bargaining

“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!”

2

The Lie Detector Test

1

Stupid Sexy Flanders!

“The widowmaker? That one’s for the ladies.”

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