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Well, it really depends on the context. Swimming? Sure. The DMV? Big difference.
Little Women Must Have Damn Near Killed You: The Most Hilarious Misheard Lyrics
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Amanda Mannen
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- April 03, 2022
Be honest: You did not think TLC’s “Waterfalls” was about a guy named Jason Waterfalls. Thanks to the improper enunciation of so many pop stars, however, there are a lot of songs out there that sound like something completely different and laugh-out-loud bizarre.
15“Blue (Da Ba Dee)” by Eiffel 65
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“Blue (Da Ba Dee)” by Eiffel 65
“I’m blue, and I would beat off a guy”
Nobody asked, but thank you for being honest, Eiffel 65.
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14“How You Remind Me” by Nickelback
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“How You Remind Me” by Nickelback
“It must have been so bad/Little Women must have damn near killed you”
It is a sad book.
13“Summer of 69” by Bryan Adams
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“Summer of 69” by Bryan Adams
“I got my first real sex dream”
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He just sounds so excited!
12 “Empire State of Mind” by Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys
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“Empire State of Mind” by Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys
“In New York, concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato”
There’s apparently a lot of wet dreams in misheard song lyrics, but put your hand on your sacred book of choice and swear she’s not singing about a tomato. You can’t.
11“2 Become 1” by the Spice Girls
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“2 Become 1” by the Spice Girls
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“I need some love like I've never needed love before/Wanna make love to your baby”
The non-rhotic “R” strikes again.
10“My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion
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“My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion
“Near, far, wherever you are/I believe that the hot dogs go on”
Go on what? Pizza? Nachos? Your lover? Is Celine stoned?
9“Livin’ On a Prayer” by Bon Jovi
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“Livin’ On a Prayer” by Bon Jovi
“We gotta hold onto what we got/It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”
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8“The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” by DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
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“The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” by DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
“Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all/Shootin' some people outside of the school”
Now that’s the gritty reboot we deserve.
7“Ghostbusters” by Ray Parker, Jr.
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“Ghostbusters” by Ray Parker, Jr.
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“Who you gonna call? Those bastards!”
Break this one out for your little cousins at Halloween and accept the worship.
6“You Sexy Thing” by Hot Chocolate
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“You Sexy Thing” by Hot Chocolate
“I remove umbilicals”
Dr. Hot Chocolate: Obstetrician by day, funkmaster by night.
5“Blowin’ in the Wind” by Bob Dylan
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“Blowin’ in the Wind” by Bob Dylan
“These ants are my friends, they’re blowin' in the wind”
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It seems like Mr. Dylan should be more concerned about this development, but hey, it was the ‘60s.
4“Without You” by Mariah Carey
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“Without You” by Mariah Carey
“No, I can’t forget the semen on your face as you were leavin’”
That would be unforgettable.
3“Man! I Feel Like a Woman” by Shania Twain
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“Man! I Feel Like a Woman” by Shania Twain
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“Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction/Cum on my hair, do what I dare”
Talk about liberation.
1“Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis
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“Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis
“My heart’s crippled by the vein that I keep on closing/You call me your banana”
There’s no planet on which any reasonable person thought this is what she said, but admit it. You breathed out your nose really hard.
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