Move over, “you complete me,” and “I wish I knew how to quit you” – it seems certified badass scream queen, Megan Fox, and her beau, rapper Machine Gun Kelly (who may or may not just be Pete Davidson cosplaying as a somehow even more Midwestern Eminem) have taken ultra-romantic, Hollywood sweet nothings to the next level, forever redefining love for a modern generation with just three words – “I am weed.”
In an explosive, ultra-steamy interview published in British GQ this week, the dynamic duo took a break from being painfully hot, doing very naughty things on tables at their Airbnb to break down the ins-and-outs (no pun intended) of their romance – including how they first met.
"Thank God, [because] what torture had I known you were there and I couldn’t get to you," she said, addressing her beau. “It was better that I didn’t know.’”
Moral of the story? If you ever want to date Megan Fox, channel your inner version of Groot – so long as that version of Groot happens to be a walking, talking, intergalactic pot plant.
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