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They say if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Well, Jeff Bezos might as well be from Pluto, but his company's technology is absolutely everywhere. It's also, ugh, really useful and makes our lives easier, even if it might be spying on us, harvesting our information, and preparing us for the Great Culling. But before that time comes, you might as well have the best life you can, right?
So what do you have to lose? Enter the Amazing Amazon Smart Entertainment Giveaway by October 10, and you could win more than $5,000 worth of Amazon goodies. From smart tech like the Ring Doorbell and Echo Dot to programs like Amazon Prime and Audible, you'll be set to live a more hassle-free, intricately connected life until the Echo Tank comes for us all. You'll even get $1,000 to spend on whatever else you want on Amazon. Specifically, you'll get:
To enter, all you have to do is make a donation to The Playing for Change Foundation, a nonprofit creating positive change around the world through music and arts education. The more you enter, the more entries you receive, so pony up a little bit. It's for a good cause, and you might win a ton of cool stuff. If that isn't a reason to give to charity, we don't know what is! After all, who needs warmth in your heart when you have free two-day shipping?
Oh, and if you hate music and arts education, you can still take your chances by entering once for free here. Just know that we're judging you.