The Top 10 Cracked Posts You Shared Last Week 4/26

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17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 10)

If it weren't for the circumstances surrounding this photo, we'd say it was downright cool.

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20 Photos That Would Destroy A Celebrity's Life Forever

NARRATOR VOICE: "For so long, no one smelled what The Rock was hiding..."

Notable Comment: [Drew Flowers] "Everyone at the Head Enhancement clinic said no one would notice!"

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19 Ways Americans Don't Realize Life in America Isn't Normal

And then on top of all that, they have to live in Belgium. (We're kidding, Belgium! We love your beer.)

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What 4 Internet Celebrities Did After They Got Famous Part 2

Techno Viking found Techno Lawyer.

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6 Reasons The Jedi Would Be The Villain In Any Sane Movie

The Jedi pretty much train people and Muppets to manipulate minds and crush throats without giving them strict guidelines. There's the Jedi Council, but it seems to have all the political power of a U.N. ambassador's wife's book club.

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8 Weird Ways Celebrities Were Friends Before Fame

If you went to Long Beach Polytechnic High School in the late 1980's you might have bought pot from Calvin Broadus, like a popular blond cheerleader turned popular blond actress probably did.

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23 Strange Assumptions Advertisements Make About You

Just remember: any ad attempting to be "with it" or funny basically reflects what your weird aunt thinks is cool and modern.

Notable Comment: [Cam Sortland] "It's almost like rich old people have no idea what it's like to be an average young person."

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4 Things In Every Porn You Should Never Do In Real Life

In the non-porn world, spitting is not a good way to lubricate, and it's also associated with either a sign of disrespect or a sign that someone has something gross in their mouth.

Notable Comment: [Ian E. Palmer] "You forgot to mention Hepatitis A for the ass-to-mouth stuff.

Definitely just had to decide whether I wanted to add "ass-to-mouth" to my phone's dictionary. #thankscracked"

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7 Ways 'GTA V' Knows Its Fanbase (Are Terrible People)

One bad Trevor apple does indeed spoil the whole rotten gaming barrel.

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5 True Stories That Prove You Shouldn't Piss Off The IT Guy

Boss Tip: If you're going to fire the director of information management, make sure to eliminate his remote access.

Notable Comment: [Ryan Konrath] "Funniest part is, most people who would fire their IT director don't know how to eliminate the remote access."