CRACKED Staff
You're cordially invited to Tom and Katie's baby shower. Here's our registry list. Please look for all items at Target, Walmart or Hubbard's Cupboard Gift-shop.
Vitamin E
Dianetics pop-up book
Val Kilmer flight suit (we're planning on trying again) (Katie's a size 4)
Infant hazmat suit
Turkey baster (ours is dirty)
Dakota Fanning
Puppy Cage
Crib-side step stool
Lots of vitamin E
Life sized portrait of Travolta's from Battlefield Earth for nursery
The Scientology of Pooh
Sacrificial goat
"Psychiatry Is Good For Me to Poop On" brand diapers
Days of Slumber Mobile
Dawson's Crib
Invisible fence
Tickle-Me-L.Ron
