‘Cheeto garland’
Facts to get your brain bouncing off your skull walls
Yeah, the rating makes sense
Ya’ll got your tetanus shot?
‘A clock tower with no clock’
‘The Minoans had flush toilets in 15th century B.C.’
Nuggets on nuggets
‘A lizard came out of the overflow drain’
It may not be a never-ending fact list, but it should hold you over
We’re just gonna leave these fresh facts on the windowsill to cool off
You need to land a zinger, dude
Nothing behind the eyes
Belt out these facts like nobody’s watchin’
These embarrassments should have been ‘Coyote vs. Acme’d