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48 Amazing, Real Words You Need To Add To Your Vocabulary

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When you hear about new words being added to the dictionary, it's always about annoying slang like 'selfie' or 'photobomb.' The thing is, there are tons and tons of amazing, useful, interesting words in there that you never hear about.

We asked readers to teach us their favorites.

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Entry by MrDrew

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Entry by Giovenna

Your YOirso Tartrs ve a CRUCIIVERBALIST sant.s s if you're into solving CROSSwo and making crossword puzzles. HOSSWORD S E A AS BGRN tiom.5 o Ao WOLRI

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IDod 12:40 Accounts Mh All Notes Skeuomorph 15 19.02 > On My IPad Republic An Mail object or feature that ICloud imitates the design of a similar arti

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Entry by Oddbelle

You know that empty space at the top of contained products such as bottles of liquid or bags of chips? ER2b That's called 'ullage'

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Entry by Girz

The sciEntific term for the stretching believed to happen when something. gets too close to a black hole is: Spaghettification ettification CRACKED.CO

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Entry by JarOCats

CRACKEDCO The pale crescent-moon shape at the base of each of your fingernails is called a LUNULA

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Semordnilap is a word that, when spelled backward, creates another word. For example, desserts is stressed spelled backward. Semordnilap is a semo

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The pointy part of your elbow is called olecranon. CRACKED COMT

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Entry by PookieJones

The metal part of a pencil that holds the eraser is called a ferrule.

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Entry by Maclise

GRACKED male w of used Strings symbols words to replace curse called grawlixes. are

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Entry by Kalli

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Entry by Girz

WHEN SOMETHING IS BOTH PAINFUL AND PLEASURABLE, IT'S CALLED: A Alge doin i c n C FEEL FREE TO USE THAT as YOUR NEXT SAFE WORD. CRACKED.CON

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Entry by fuzzydan

Any word coined for something that has no specific name (such as blivett- to turn a pillow over and over in order to find the cool spot) pnotograp t

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

GOWPEN the shape of a bowl created by holding your hands together CRACKED COM

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Entry by ChevySpoons

CRACKED Punt'? To a wine lover, it's the dimple on the bottom of a wine bottle.

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The name for the drooling, loosely drooping lips on dog breeds like bloodhounds is NOT endless slobber factory. They're actually called CRACKEDCON F

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Entry by Busteq

Someone who overstays at college is called a: G MUsIc 4BAAD HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS? PERENDINANT

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Vocables are words in songs that don't have any meaning. I'm in love with your body Oh-1-oh-1-oh-|-oh-1 I'm in love with your body Oh-I-oh--oh-1-oh-1

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

If you are a cat lover, you can also call yourself an ailurophile.

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Entry by CornishPlasty

SjZMARK The impression your posterlor makes when you fall backwards in Snow

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In conducting music, an upward stroke is an arsis. The plural is arses. CRACKED.GOM

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CRACKEDCON You're familiar with sideburns... But have you heard of moustache whiskers on cheeks no beard on the chin burnsides

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Borboryg gmus is the gurgling or rumbling sound your tummy sometimes makes. CRACKED COM

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Entry by John Sherwood

You know that brain-sucking feeling when you open only one window on the highway? IT'S A PHENOMENON KNOWN AS HELMHOLTZ RESONANCE. Helmholtz only works

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Entry by lemonstar

You know those little pieces of metal or plastic at the end of your shoelaces? They are called aglets.

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

48 Amazing, Real Words You Need To Add To Your Vocabulary

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Having difficulty getting out of bed in the morning? There's a word for that. Save a few syllables by calling it... Dysania. 6:00 E M104

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The foam beer on has a name: barm Beer snobs rejoice!

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Entry by wonderfloam

Natiform: resembling buttocks CRACKEDCON

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Onychophagy is the annoying habit of biting your nails.

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Entry by munagam07

48 Amazing, Real Words You Need To Add To Your Vocabulary

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Entry by JarOCats

AN CRACKEDcO AMBIGRAM IS AN ARTISTIC FORM OF TYPOGRAPHY THAT CAN BE READ IN MORE THAN ONE WAY - RIGHT-SIDE UP, UPSIDE-DOWN, OR IN A MIRROR. incredilll

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Entry by fuzzydan

The dental term for the space between two teeth is diastema. CRACKEDCOMT

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Entry by S Peter Davis

IF YOUR NAME ALSO DESCRIBES Rezae YOUR oo BOLT PROFESSION THAT'S CALLED AN APTRONYM CRACKED COM

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CALLIPYGOUS means having attractively shaped buttocks. A (Your flirting vocabulary just got a whole lot more refined.) Good morning, You also, Julie

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Entry by E. J. Diaz

Cereology That's the actual name of the science that studies the crop circle phenomena. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by PookieJones

MONONYMOUS Madonna Bono Beyonce is the word that describes a person who is known by only one name. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by J. Alexander

CRACKED cO COM THE FEELING THAT ONE HAS INSUFFICIENTLY VOIDED THEIR BOWELS, OR FEELS THE URGE TO WHEN THERE IS NO NEED, IS KNOWNAS RECTALTENESMUS, OR

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Entry by hail2daking

The correct term for the cardboard sleeve on a coffee cup to protectyourfingers from hot liquids is a ZARF. CRACKED COM

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Entry by TedStixon

those weird You know and patterns you smears faintly see sometimes can close your eyes? when you Those are PHOSPHENES, the impression of there light w

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Entry by Oddbelle

Anhedonia When you've lost interest in things that you once enjoyed CRACKED.COM

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When you emphasize something by sticking a word inside of a different compound word, like... That was one delicious ham- FLIPPIN- burger! ...you're ac

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Entry by femshep87

That annoying feeling you get when your foot falls asleep is called paresthesia. CRACKED COM

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Entry by S Peter Davis

48 Amazing, Real Words You Need To Add To Your Vocabulary

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Entry by WhiteCells

48 Amazing, Real Words You Need To Add To Your Vocabulary

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ORAOI ALL OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE CHADS: Libya Tibesti Sudan Chad Niger lake Chad Darfur N Djamena Nigeria Cameroon C.A.R. THIS NICKELBACK SINGER

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Entry by WhiteCells

CRACKED COM PETRICHOR The distinct, pleasant smell of rain on dry ground.

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