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‘Women can’t handle the stress of going to college’
Lisa finding an angel skeleton was tax deductible for one writer
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Getting roasted by TSA must feel like hitting rock bottom
These facts are like gum that never loses its flavor
Concuss your way to smartness
Hope they’ve got their PR firm on speed dial!
Like the quality of your lunch, fast food has its highs and lows
‘He was convinced he had cancer. It was actually seasonal allergies’
‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ had a key party reference
Bluto is actually quite elegant, when he’s mad
What if a tornado could give you a fatal case of zombie flesh?
‘I was charged $50 because they didn’t like my patio furniture’
That’s not just a hint of ox’s blood you’re tasting, that’s actual ox’s blood