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Eric Idle Skips Monty Python Reunion After Spat With John Cleese
Eric Idle Skips Monty Python Reunion After Spat With John Cleese

It’s an ex-friendship. It’s bereft of life. It has ceased to be

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Jerry Seinfeld Immediately Backtracks on Legit Criticism of Thin-Skinned Howard Stern
Jerry Seinfeld Immediately Backtracks on Legit Criticism of Thin-Skinned Howard Stern

Seinfeld’s newsflash: Professional comics are funnier than Stern

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21 of the Best Times Characters Broke the Fourth Wall
21 of the Best Times Characters Broke the Fourth Wall

‘What are you doing? Only Garth and I get to talk to the camera’

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14 Highly Uncomfortable Facts About ‘Sesame Street’
14 Highly Uncomfortable Facts About ‘Sesame Street’

Brought to you by the letter Y, for Yikes

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Bill Murray Told Dana Carvey to Leave the Country to Escape Bad Reviews
Bill Murray Told Dana Carvey to Leave the Country to Escape Bad Reviews

The woods are another safe refuge from negative press

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‘Hacks’ Takes Its Turn Roasting Superhero Culture
‘Hacks’ Takes Its Turn Roasting Superhero Culture

We talk to Lorenza Izzo about playing Ruby, ‘manifesting’ her Wolfgirl turn and tech-assisted breakups

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The Celebrity Guests Who Debased Themselves the Best on ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’
The Celebrity Guests Who Debased Themselves the Best on ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’

All the A-listers who went the extra mile in delivering depravity during their time on ‘Sunny’

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Unlikely Events That Descended into Fyre Festival Levels of Chaos
Unlikely Events That Descended into Fyre Festival Levels of Chaos

Billy McFarland and Ja Rule have nothing on these guys

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The Fast-Food Burger That Was Twice As Deadly As Panera’s Lemonade
The Fast-Food Burger That Was Twice As Deadly As Panera’s Lemonade

Even its name recognized its monstrous qualities

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5 Massive Troves of Gold Stuck Maddeningly Out-of-Reach
5 Massive Troves of Gold Stuck Maddeningly Out-of-Reach

Want a quadrillion tons of gold? We know just the place

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A Brief History of Eurovision’s Political Messiness
A Brief History of Eurovision’s Political Messiness

Whoever said music brings us together clearly didn’t understand just how much Armenia and Azerbaijan hate each other

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The Officially Greenlit ‘Office’ Sequel Switches From the Dying Paper Industry to the Dying Newspaper Industry
The Officially Greenlit ‘Office’ Sequel Switches From the Dying Paper Industry to the Dying Newspaper Industry

The upcoming untitled series set in the ‘Office’ universe will mockument a Midwestern newspaper

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Jerry Seinfeld Is Wrong About the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale
Jerry Seinfeld Is Wrong About the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale

Seinfeld says that that one ‘Curb’ joke could have cured ‘The Finale’s ills, which means he still hasn’t learned any lessons

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Bette Midler’s Biggest Regret About Her 2000 Sitcom Is Not Suing Lindsay Lohan
Bette Midler’s Biggest Regret About Her 2000 Sitcom Is Not Suing Lindsay Lohan

Lohan bolted the show after filming the pilot

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