While we’re at it, let’s retire the non-word ‘trending.’
It’s time to bump up your ‘well, actually’ game.
Movies and shows are clever. Be prepared to be cleverer.
This is where cameos meet Easter eggs.
Santa exists, magic is real, and it’s fine and not a problem at all.
A lot of stereotypes are surprisingly easy to debunk.
Flipping your shit over amazing new technology is a longstanding tradition.
How is it possible that we’re still cranking out toys that are this unfortunate?
There’s nothing as hilariously dumb as a smart person.
No, YOU can’t stop smiling.
It’s time to take your brain out for a walk.
You might not be as big a stan as you thought you were.
Hey look, it’s some internet arguments that have been permanently settled.
Evidently ‘curmudgeon’ is the human race’s default setting.
Realizing what weirdos your relatives are is a holiday tradition.