There's a lot of reasons to not want to live in fictional universes, but the perks negate all that bad stuff.
While Hollywood loves to butcher source materials, sometimes it's for the good.
There are endless studies conducted about sex, that answer a whole bunch of questions you never even realized you had.
When we make fun of old people now, are we just making fun of ourselves?
These next-level cameos are some of the most delightful Easter eggs in cinema history.
Life comes at you fast, in often bizarre and very painful ways.
We're thinking there might something to this whole 'breatharian' thing.
People will lose their minds over the most ridiculous things.
These parents are lucky fictional universes don't have child protection services.
We like to think we'd never be influenced by propaganda -- but, of course, we're wrong.
Pretty much the real world would be kryptonite for literally every fictional character ever.
Don't famous people have publicists specifically to keep them from saying stuff like this?
We almost lost some good flicks to some really insane ideas.
We've combined politics with the internet, and now we're all screwed.
It's a good thing no one pays attention in school, because all these movies would've been spoiled for them.