Hope you weren’t planning on sleeping tonight.
Your lives are way creepier than we suspected.
There’s resting in peace, and then there’s this.
Somebody needs to tell Hollywood how real people behave.
Have some insomnia.
Nothing in horror movies should surprise you.
If you have to go, flip off the Grim Reaper on your way out.
Acting rationally in the face of a problem is almost certainly a superhero ability.
Some brands could do for an update on their slogans.
Even amazing franchises can't get it all right.
Maybe we should invest in some tinfoil hats.
Hollywood writers like to recycle jokes until they're hollow carcasses of what they once were.
Science may not be as adorable as a kitten on a wire, but it works.
Creative liberties often seem better described as bizarre liberties.
If you've ever felt bad for buying into the hype, we're here for you.