Seriously, we can put a robot on Mars but we can't sort this stuff out.
Statistics make facts 100 percent more legit.
It's time we stop making fools of ourselves.
Get ready to have your reality rattled to its core.
We're positive the comment section is going to be very civil today.
Our fans take down the music industry one auto-tuned lick at a time.
We're all for branching out, but maybe put some thought into it first.
There are fads, and then there are humiliating things we're going to have to explain to our grandkids.
Sometimes being a movie star downright sucks.
If your nosey aunt starts asking why you didn't go to med school, show her this.
Don't trust anybody. Especially yourself.
You don't look cute using the dog tongue filter #micdrop
Time for another installment of 'Let's ruin everyone's favorite movies and TV shows.'
Time to find your life's goal.