Hey, you can't get it right all the time, you know?
There could be a former internet celebrity hiding amongst you this very moment.
Your job is pretty much a pit of stress, procrastination, and death.
You could set these scenarios to 'Yakety Sax' if they weren't so terrifying.
Deception can be considered a mutant power, right?
There's a silver lining to every dark cloud. But some of those clouds are pretty damn big.
Even a broken clock gets the nut sometimes. Or something like that.
Turns out nude beaches aren't the only cool thing happening across the pond.
A lifetime of AOL emails from crazy aunts have clouded society's collective mind.
Not only are they more talented than all of us, but they're way better at pulling pranks too.
Time is a jerk and we have the pictures to prove it.
It turns out it's more than different genitals that separate men and women.
Pro tip: It's useful to actually read an article before commenting angrily on it.
If you're going to remake the same movie half a dozen times, at least get it right every time.
Whether it's due to aesthetic or convenience, a lot of the stuff we use every day is woefully inadequate and even dangerous.