Unsurprisingly, Saddam Hussein was psychotically hypocritical.
Apparently part of being an unkillable death machine requires having a manly 'stache.
You will never be as good at anything as these people are at gaming.
We are all a marketer's wet dream.
We don't know what William Molyneux was smoking, but where can we get some?
The Iron Giant has a lot in common in with wooden aliens.
Apparently Starlord needs some help reading.
Luke Skywalker is now older than Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Our ancestors achieved some pretty crazy stuff for living in an age without electronic toothbrushes.
If you loved 'Blade: Trinity' we have bad news: You were rarely watching Wesley Snipes onscreen.
Did you know Steve Jobs died in 2008? No? Good job never watching the news.
True to his personality, George Carlin never wanted to be seen as a walking billboard.
Because you know they can read our minds.
Add some realism to those heroic fantasies you have in the shower.
Belarus: Where the men watch My Little Pony porn and the women watch anal.