Never stop being you, news media.
Don't spend money on things that are already happening naturally.
This makes us want to hug everyone.
Oh, Hollywood, you're so crafty.
You could put all these quotes on pictures of Teddy Roosevelt.
How do we get in on any of this?
Despite our obesity epidemic, we don't know everything about food, it turns out.
Life's tough. Life hacks help.
Once you see these, you'll never unsee them.
For children's books, these are awfully frightening.
Bust out the spicy food and play in all the piles of rusty nails you want.
Step one to becoming a Jedi Master.
Pretty much the entire news cycle this election has been garbage, but here's the worst of it.
Seriously, everybody chill on the old-timey customs.
All smart characters are actually dumb.