Forget the Ghostbusters, we're just going to hide under the bed.
Monsters don't only exist in movies.
All the hours we poured into these franchises, only to have them betray us.
When science starts catching up to science fiction, it might be time to pull the plug.
Live television is always a risky endeavor. And for good reason.
The Curse of the Two Pandas sounds really adorable, though.
'Clever marketing' is just a sugar-coated term for 'blatant lies.'
Friends are worthless and overrated anyway.
It's hard to believe this stuff still gets green-lit but, well, here we are.
All of these will be horror movies on Syfy next year.
It's nice to know filmmakers still give half a damn.
Pretty much everything we put in our bodies is modified.
Why are these questions unanswered? Perhaps Science is just difficult.
If there's anything The Man is consistent at, it's being a buzzkill.