Space can be so beautiful and full of color. Except, no, probably not. Not at all.
Cotton candy is no joke in China.
It turns out that for every perfectly angled shot of a famous location, there's most definitely at least one angle that reveals the whole, unflattering truth.
When seeking endorsements for re-election, apparently giving out pieces of 9/11 wreckage is a good idea.
Wine tasters are so good, they can even find major differences between two glasses filled with the exact same wine.
Hey, at least no one ever got a QR Code tattooed on their body, right?
'Everybody has a plan until they get hit.'
It turns out we're really living in the slowest developing Roland Emmerich movie ever.
Times change. Sometimes for the better. Sometimes for the booty-er.
The federal government won't give you a break on your student loans, but this guy can file bankruptcy four times and not pay a cent.
When you want a woolly mammoth, the Russian mob is your first stop.
Apparently someone was a really big fan of the Tonight Show.
That terrifying moment when you realize your high-ranking commander is also a serial rapist and murderer.
Despite what 'European Vacation' tells us, Big Ben is not a clocktower in London.
Eating small meals doesn't do anything except keep you perpetually hangry.