To quote the famous philosophers of the Wu-Tang Clan: Cash rules everything around us.
While we're able to perfectly communicate with other English speakers, we can still find ourselves at a loss for the perfect word to get our point across.
While Cracked is duty-bound to shatter the illusions that hold your fragile life together, we also try to spread some joy to make up for it.
Our readers put their Google-fu to work and brought out the most insane processes involved in products we use every day.
Whether it's God, Mother Nature, or an underground gnome with a weather machine, someone is clearly dicking around with us.
It turns out the whole 'the movie will never be better than the source' stuff has some merit.
We asked our readers to find us the biggest waste of time, money, and resources and gave $200 to the most appalling.