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We think of evolution as something that takes centuries to come to fruition. In actuality, though, it's happening more rapidly than we realize.
Stephen King characters would have better luck than this.
Horror movies are supposed to scare us into a new pair of pants. Sometimes, though the horror inexplicably stops for a moment of unintended hilarity.
We know: Hollywood can be very sloppy and very inaccurate. Unfortunately, filmmakers can be very clueless as well, as some mistakes just keep happening over and over again.
All bullshit is uncovered with time (or sometimes, just Google).
It's good feeling to walk out of a monster movie knowing full well that we're safe from the beast on the screen. Well ... you can imagine where this is going ...
Sometimes, the best comedy is the kind you're least expecting.
We remember our favorite childhood movies with extreme fondness ... but only because we blocked out the terrifying parts.
We understand Hollywood is made up of thief, liars, and amazingly talented CGI artists -- but we just can't let some of the most blatant cases slide.
We present to you a boatload of crazy-sounding diseases ... that are absolutely real.
We know that movies don't always get it right -- but some mistakes are just baffling.
All of these stories are true and are enough to make us want to chain up our genitals for life.
Your entire perception of history is totally whacked out, and we're going to prove it.