Perhaps if we give the government MORE money...
‘She was not pregnant…’
Facts: Ingredients in the knowledge nosh
Let’s give those zoom in and zoom out functions a little workout today, shall we?
Come get yer tidbits, hot off the griddle
Two good kids on the elevator
‘You sound like my wife!’
I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky
Your cognition is gonna need a bigger Allen key
Whatever the opposite of greedflation is, this list is it
Print these out and stuff ‘em in your pocket — just in case
That’s no quesadilla
‘It turns out that she wasn't 24, she was mid to late 40s’
‘It’s not what you think! I’ve got scabies!’