What? Wait — What?? Wait — What?!?! Wait — WHAT?!?! Like that
‘I used to work in an office where you had to ask to use the restroom’
Facts you didn’t even know you needed
Real? Fake? Too strange to explain? We need your help!
Remember those Gushers commercials with the big fruit heads? That’s what these tidbits will do to you
What a relief
We know where they keep the good stuff
‘Can I see your I.D.?’ ‘Nope’
If you already think the justice system is a sham, this won’t help
‘Soda went flat a week after he opened it’
You can never have too many facts
Films faced with adversity will just have to roll with it. Get it? Like, film roll. Anyone? ANYONE?!?!
We dare you not to read these morsels of knowledge
They don’t do any real work
Um, rubber sheets