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The Celebrity Guests Who Debased Themselves the Best on ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’
All the A-listers who went the extra mile in delivering depravity during their time on ‘Sunny’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Unlikely Events That Descended into Fyre Festival Levels of Chaos
Billy McFarland and Ja Rule have nothing on these guys
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Fast-Food Burger That Was Twice As Deadly As Panera’s Lemonade
Even its name recognized its monstrous qualities
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Massive Troves of Gold Stuck Maddeningly Out-of-Reach
Want a quadrillion tons of gold? We know just the place
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- By Ryan Menezes
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35 of the Funniest Things Parents Found in Their Kid’s Bedroom
‘Cheeto garland’
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- By Ian Garner
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38 Random Bits of Trivia to Stir Into Your Brain Like a Packet of Kool-Aid
Facts to get your brain bouncing off your skull walls
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Take some for the road
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- By Jesse
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A Brief History of Eurovision’s Political Messiness
Whoever said music brings us together clearly didn’t understand just how much Armenia and Azerbaijan hate each other
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Officially Greenlit ‘Office’ Sequel Switches From the Dying Paper Industry to the Dying Newspaper Industry
The upcoming untitled series set in the ‘Office’ universe will mockument a Midwestern newspaper
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jerry Seinfeld Is Wrong About the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale
Seinfeld says that that one ‘Curb’ joke could have cured ‘The Finale’s ills, which means he still hasn’t learned any lessons
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- By Keegan Kelly
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41 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Yeah, the rating makes sense
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- By Ian Garner
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Bette Midler’s Biggest Regret About Her 2000 Sitcom Is Not Suing Lindsay Lohan
Lohan bolted the show after filming the pilot
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- By Matt Solomon
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Hypnotoad From ‘Futurama’ Has Officially Overtaken the National Park Service
‘All glory to Hypnotoad!’
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- By JM McNab
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If Nikki Glaser Gets Canceled Someday, ‘I’ll Be Able to Forgive Myself’
When should comedians censor themselves?
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- By Matt Solomon
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35 Random Bits of Trivia We Dredged Up From the Old Abandoned Quarry
Ya’ll got your tetanus shot?
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- By Jesse
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Still Winces When She Watches the Elaine Dance
The irony: Louis-Dreyfus fancies herself a pretty good party dancer
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- By Matt Solomon
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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20 of the Dumbest Things Schools Have Wasted Money On
‘A clock tower with no clock’
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- By Ian Garner
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21 Historical Events That Must Have Been Time Travel
‘The Minoans had flush toilets in 15th century B.C.’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Schadenfreude Fans Troll Tom Selleck After He Claims He Could Lose His Ranch
Maybe the ‘Magnum, P.I.’ star could take out a reverse mortgage on his sprawling California estate
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Could the Stotch Family’s Dark Secret Explain Why Butters Has It So Bad on ‘South Park’?
A fan theory suggests that Butters’ parents are awful to him because he isn’t an only child
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Writer of ‘Back to the Future’ Is Debunking Time-Travel Hoaxes on TikTok
TikTokers have yet to bring back working hoverboards
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- By JM McNab
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13 Comedic Anecdotes That Are Like Bedtime Stories for Adults
What if ‘Goodnight Moon’ were actually, ya know, funny?
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- By Jesse
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