5 Massive Troves of Gold Stuck Maddeningly Out-of-Reach
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- By Ryan Menezes
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35 of the Funniest Things Parents Found in Their Kid’s Bedroom
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- By Ian Garner
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The Fast-Food Burger That Was Twice As Deadly As Panera’s Lemonade
If you haven’t gotten around to trying Panera’s famous lemonade that kills people, you’ve (luckily?) missed your chance. The company has discontinued its line of Charged Lemonades in the wake of lawsuits regarding “the deaths of two custo...
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- By Amanda Mannen
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 8, 2024
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- By Jesse
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A Brief History of Eurovision’s Political Messiness
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Jerry Seinfeld Is Wrong About the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale
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- By Keegan Kelly
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41 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 8, 2024
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- By Ian Garner
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Hypnotoad From ‘Futurama’ Has Officially Overtaken the National Park Service
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- By JM McNab
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If Nikki Glaser Gets Canceled Someday, ‘I’ll Be Able to Forgive Myself’
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- By Matt Solomon
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35 Random Bits of Trivia We Dredged Up From the Old Abandoned Quarry
Ya’ll got your tetanus shot?
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- By Jesse
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Still Winces When She Watches the Elaine Dance
The irony: Louis-Dreyfus fancies herself a pretty good party dancer
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- By Matt Solomon
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20 of the Dumbest Things Schools Have Wasted Money On
‘A clock tower with no clock’
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- By Ian Garner
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21 Historical Events That Must Have Been Time Travel
‘The Minoans had flush toilets in 15th century B.C.’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Schadenfreude Fans Troll Tom Selleck After He Claims He Could Lose His Ranch
Maybe the ‘Magnum, P.I.’ star could take out a reverse mortgage on his sprawling California estate
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Could the Stotch Family’s Dark Secret Explain Why Butters Has It So Bad on ‘South Park’?
A fan theory suggests that Butters’ parents are awful to him because he isn’t an only child
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Writer of ‘Back to the Future’ Is Debunking Time-Travel Hoaxes on TikTok
TikTokers have yet to bring back working hoverboards
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- By JM McNab
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13 Comedic Anecdotes That Are Like Bedtime Stories for Adults
What if ‘Goodnight Moon’ were actually, ya know, funny?
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- By Jesse
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The 10 Best Burns From the Unaired 1977 Roast of Richard Pryor
‘Some people were born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Richard was born with one in his nose’
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Phrases From the ‘British Monarch Causes of Death’ Wikipedia Page That Merit Closer Inspection
‘A surfeit of lampreys’
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- By Jesse
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5 Words We Only Use Because the Old Ones Were Too Dirty
People only started talking about light meat and dark meat because they were too embarrassed to talk about breasts and legs
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- By Ryan Menezes
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30 Trivia Tidbits About Fast Food
Nuggets on nuggets
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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30 of the Wildest Things That Have Happened to People in the Shower
‘A lizard came out of the overflow drain’
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- By Ian Garner
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27 Random Bits of Trivia to Slake Your Permathirst for Knowledge
It may not be a never-ending fact list, but it should hold you over
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 7, 2024
We’re just gonna leave these fresh facts on the windowsill to cool off
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- By Jesse
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Marlon Wayans Says That Comedy Movies Will Make A Comeback
Wayans isn’t worried about the downswing of comedy films because movie trends are ‘cyclical’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Cedric the Entertainer Quit Gambling After One Round of Golf With Michael Jordan
The ‘Barbershop’ star recalls His Airness and Charles Barkley betting 10 grand on each hole
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Thirty Years Later, Even the Writers of ‘Friends’ Don’t Know Who Coined the Phrase ‘Friend Zone’
Neither writer of ‘The One with the Blackout’ was able to take responsibility for the episode’s enduring impact
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- By Keegan Kelly
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24 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, May 7, 2024
You need to land a zinger, dude
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- By Ian Garner
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31 of the Funniest Burns of Celebrity Fits at the Met Gala
Nothing behind the eyes
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- By Ian Garner
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