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Tell Us Now: Jerk Moves Our Pets Are Pulling Right Now

We know you love your pets, those sweet, furry, chubby little goofballs. But we also know that pets can be huge a-holes. We asked Cracked fans on Facebook if their pets were a-holes, and here are some of the most devious little cuties:

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? BEWARE GHOST, A-HOLE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Rhea P. rescued Ghost from an alleyway filled with garbage. He may look angelRhea P.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? INTRODUCING FERGUS, REFORMED A-HOLE. Fergus here has a special talent. When he was younger, he used to poop in hisJesse A.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? BELLATRIX, A CALCULATING A-HOLE. Bellatrix knows when Elizabeth A. is going to work, or going out for fun, and wilElizabeth A.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? PITY THIS BIG WOOF, A VERY STICKY A-HOLE. Sarah J.'s pet dog decided to chew on a tube of super glue, and got it sSarah J.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? BEHOLD LANA, 100% A-HOLE. Lana is a very jealous cat. According to Holly A., Lana sits on her husband's lap every Holly A.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? FEAR BISCUIT, THE A-HOLE OF DOOM. Megan R.'s six-pound murder machine just brought home a live bat. She has killeMegan R.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? LAMENT SWEET SABRE, A-HOLE OF CHAOS. Natasha T.'s ferret has no loyalty to the other pets in the house. If the catNatasha T.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? SELENA KYLE THE SNIPER A-HOLE. Cora E.'s cat throws up on purpose when upset, and has exceptional aim. Her favoriCora E.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? THIS DANGER NOODLE IS A HUNGRY A-HOLE. Ava O.'s pet snake is usually a sweetheart, but tries to eat my fingers whAva O.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? WITNESS THIS BUN LOAF, A VORACIOUS A-HOLE. Karen S.'s pet rabbit chews through phone charger cables, as many rabbiKaren S.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? HERE IS CASPER, A FORGETFUL A-HOLE. Emily E. nominated her pup Casper because every morning he tries To attack herEmily E.

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TELL US NOW. IS YOUR PET AN A-HOLE? WATCH OUT FOR TOASTY, THE KLEPTO A-HOLE. Christina G. was ready to leave for a Disney vacation, but couldn't find Christina G.

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