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Ancient Poisons Not Even Putin Would Dare Use
Turns out Earth has been providing natural ends for your enemies for a long time
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- By Eli Yudin
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Jason Alexander Memorized George’s Famous Golf Ball Diatribe in Record Time
‘The sea was angry that day, my friends’
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- By Matt Solomon
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14 Child-Friendly Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes Into the Back of Your Skull
We need one of those long-term nuclear waste warning plaques, but for this list
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- By Jesse
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Real Estate That Even You Can Probably Afford
Dollar houses exist, but you’ll pay in elbow grease
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- By Eli Yudin
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British Comedian Canceled By Talent Agency After Threatening to Murder Another Comic
Dane Baptiste may have burned down his career and caught a case over the most ill-advised Instagram Story in comedy history
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- By Keegan Kelly
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There’s Nothing More Adorable Than ‘South Park’ Creator Trey Parker in the Booth With Ike’s Voice Actress
A viral video shows Betty Boogie Parker in the recording booth making her old man proud
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- By Keegan Kelly
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27 Times Celebrities Couldn’t Keep It Together
When your freakouts are international news, you’ll know you’ve made it
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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21 Wild Secrets Parents Are Keeping From Their Children
‘My child is named after a cartoon character’
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- By Ian Garner
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36 Random Bits of Trivia Every Bit As Invigorating and Addictive As a Hot Cup of Coffee
Little energy boosts for your brain — without the crash!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, May 2, 2024
Record-breaking glizzy inside
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- By Jesse
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Here Are All the Comedy Pilots Being Developed for Next Season
Which of the 10 comedies will make the final cut?
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- By Matt Solomon
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Was This Show the Closest We’ll Ever Get to a Live-Action ‘Simpsons’?
One ‘Simpsons’ fan makes the case that NBC came the closest to capturing the spirit of ‘The Simpsons’ with this sitcom
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- By Keegan Kelly
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26 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 2, 2024
It’s the least they could do…
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- By Ian Garner
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John Cleese Cries That He Had to Cut All His Favorite Racial Slurs From ‘Fawlty Towers: The Play’
A funny guy just can’t spew racial slurs anymore
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- By Matt Solomon
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Mo’Nique Heats Up Her Oprah Feud With Brand New Burns
Mo'Nique unleashed on her old foe and former friend during a stop on her tour with Katt Williams
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- By Keegan Kelly
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40 Random Bits of Trivia Whispered Into Our Ears From a Seashell
Yeah, baby
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- By Jesse
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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History Erased Just How Bad Europeans Smelled
We should be glad period pieces don't have Smell-O-Vision
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- By Eli Yudin
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32 of the Most Shocking Cases Lawyers Have Worked On
‘Little kid fight club’
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- By Ian Garner
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21 History Facts Too Spicy for School
Benjamin Franklin got around
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- By Amanda Mannen
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‘Freaks and Geeks’ Creator Hated ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ — And Not for the Reasons You Think
As if we needed another reason to think ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ hasn’t aged well
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- By Matt Solomon
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Brian Cox Starred in One of the Most Controversial Video Games Ever
And you thought he had a foul mouth in ‘Succession’
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- By Eli Yudin
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9 Niche Hobbies That Get Insanely Competitive
Even for the weirdest interests, there’s somebody who is so much better at it than you
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- By Eli Yudin
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