Marvel, please read this before you reboot all your current superhero franchises.
Quite frankly, we'd prefer to have to risk getting polio over being entered into another group chat.
Sooo ... these aren't true?
We've come a long way in the art of boning.
When you find the one you don't agree with, that's probably because you fit the bill.
The future looks depressing but also kind of awesome.
Don't be surprised if satire becomes sad reality.
We're actually being serious here.