All of these were thought up while people were seething and taking a shower.
A console that combines games would literally be the greatest invention ever.
The drop feels much longer having to stare at that mug.
Trump going toe-to-toe with the Gorn would be way better than the next Star Trek film.
Politician blasts Trump, makes no mention of Trump's previous endorsement.
Let's face it, everything's better with a Terminator in it.
Steven Seagal's life is probably just as sad as you're imaging it.
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