Dibs on Rubber Baby Bugger Bumpers as a band name.
Heck yeah, we'd use landlines again.
'Pope reacts as a normal human being to a minor incident with the Mexican crowd. Bigots wet their pants.'
If we can make Rocket Raccoon happen, we can make Brute Force happen.
'Republicans honor Scalia's devotion to the Constitution by ignoring it to delay successor's appointment.'
Disney would never have another mediocre box office if all their movies featured the princesses wrestling.
'Martin Shkreli is an even smugger asshole than previously thought'
No one has perfect timing all the time. Unfortunately, sometimes the results of this are hilariously gruesome.
Galactus and Transformers need a proper treatment accurate to the characters already.
'Idris Elba Gets Two Consolation Prizes For His Oscar Snub'