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23 Honest Names For Everyday Products
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23 Honest Names For Everyday Products

Dibs on Rubber Baby Bugger Bumpers as a band name.

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13 Images That Prove Anything Can Be Made Sexual
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13 Images That Prove Anything Can Be Made Sexual

Heck yeah, we'd use landlines again.

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15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/26)
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15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/26)

'Pope reacts as a normal human being to a minor incident with the Mexican crowd. Bigots wet their pants.'

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20 Ridiculous Gritty Superheroes We're Sure To See Next
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20 Ridiculous Gritty Superheroes We're Sure To See Next

If we can make Rocket Raccoon happen, we can make Brute Force happen.

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14 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/19)
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14 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/19)

'Republicans honor Scalia's devotion to the Constitution by ignoring it to delay successor's appointment.'

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20 Bizarrely Awesome Ways Disney Princesses Were Reimagined
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20 Bizarrely Awesome Ways Disney Princesses Were Reimagined

Disney would never have another mediocre box office if all their movies featured the princesses wrestling.

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17 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/12)
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17 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/12)

'Martin Shkreli is an even smugger asshole than previously thought'

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If The Hero's Timing Had Been Slightly Off
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If The Hero's Timing Had Been Slightly Off

No one has perfect timing all the time. Unfortunately, sometimes the results of this are hilariously gruesome.

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22 Fights That'd Make A Better Movie Than Batman V Superman
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22 Fights That'd Make A Better Movie Than Batman V Superman

Galactus and Transformers need a proper treatment accurate to the characters already.

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15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/05)
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15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/05)

'Idris Elba Gets Two Consolation Prizes For His Oscar Snub'

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