Once the credits roll, everything goes to shit, man.
Once upon a time, people dressed themselves to protect their genitals from the elements. Then the '60s happen, and all that 'dress for utility' shit went to pot.
As we dive further into this technological terror that's becoming life, humans are becoming more and more socially inept.
There's no movie that can't be improved by nudity.
Always proof your work, people.
Public scrutiny can be so intense that one false move, and your career could be over faster than that Bentley Mulsanne collecting dust in the garage.
We decided it was high time classic movies got the modern Hollywood treatment.
Most of this stuff is probably true.
Hollywood loves to pilfer and then tweak in a sad effort to make a concept seem unique.