Have you ever wondered how our grandkids will look at us when they see all the silly shit we do every day?
In fairness, "once upon a tie some dude used common sense" doesn't typically make for a good story.
Listen, the state of television is pretty abysmal. There are about five great shows right now, and a thousand just absolutely terrible ones. But, we can fix it.
Lady Liberty seems a little TOO free, if you ask us.
The world is full of mysteries that we'll probably never get the answers to. Of course, it's always fun to speculate.
FYI, Hollywood, we trademarked all of these. Feel free to send us all of the money.